
Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because
there's a picture with a quote next to it. |

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. |

4 Sets, and 7 Reps Ago |

Drop Beats, Not Bombs - Abe Lincoln |

Abs Lincoln |

We built this city on rock and roll! |

Honest Abe does not approve |

I have to show everyone how bad ass my beard is getting |

Internet quotes are always reliable
Abraham Lincoln |

I didn't free the slaves to hear about your bullshit |

Abolish Sleevery |

That is so four score and seven years ago |

Abraham Lincoln
How we won the Civil War |

There is a name for people without beards
WOMEN |

Lebron James morphed with Abe Lincoln's face |

I like big butts and I cannot lie |

Wants a mind blowing performance
GETS ONE |

A WHOP-BOP-A-LULA-A-WHOP-BAM-BAM |

I'll proclaim your Emancipation all night long |

Hipster Abraham Lincoln believed in racial equality before
it was cool |

Go to the theatre, they said it'll be fun, they said |

That was so four score and seven years ago |

Haters gonna Hate - Abe Lincoln |

Who's Awesome |

You're Welcome |

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Abraham Lincoln |